Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Bristol Stool Chart

I've learnt from my 28 years of living that I will not put up with shit that is served to me, and if I can foresee shit coming my way, I have all the right to duck or jump or keanu-reeves-matrix-back-bend to ensure that shit does not land it's little shit paws on me, and that all the shit in my past has an express pass into my selective memory box, of which there is no longer a key, because I ate it, then shat it out, then flushed it down a toilet.

Doing all of this is not easy. It takes wisdom. And I take full credit for this said wisdom because hell, it is most definitely earned, and it will only come with a lot of shit handling in your past.

So yes, saya memang memilih. But truth be told, it's a privilege that i feel i have earned so sock it up and move on. Sekian, terima kasih.

Thursday, September 5, 2013